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Avoraciopoctules
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Well, he does get beaten up repeatedly, because of the kidnapping...
Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.
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Count Arioch the 28th
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I think she's playing Mario and Bowser against each other.
First off, Peach is NOT helpless by any stretch of the imagination. See: Super Mario RPG, Super Mario 2, and also Super Princess Peach. Note that in Super Mario RPG she can use one of the best weapons in the game, plus has a very cheap max heal ability. She's a CODzilla!
Second, remember that scene in Mario Sunshine where Bowser Jr. accuses peach of being his mother? Not that peach does NOT deny this.
Third, if Bowser keeps kidnapping her, why does she keep playing baseball and tennis and golf and go out go-karting with him?
I think she's one of those chicks that gets off when men fight over her. I've dated a chick like that before, so don't tell me they aren't real, or that "all women aren't like that", because I'm sure that's what you guys are thinking. Instead, why not yank your cocks out your ass you fucking butt mongrels?
First off, Peach is NOT helpless by any stretch of the imagination. See: Super Mario RPG, Super Mario 2, and also Super Princess Peach. Note that in Super Mario RPG she can use one of the best weapons in the game, plus has a very cheap max heal ability. She's a CODzilla!
Second, remember that scene in Mario Sunshine where Bowser Jr. accuses peach of being his mother? Not that peach does NOT deny this.
Third, if Bowser keeps kidnapping her, why does she keep playing baseball and tennis and golf and go out go-karting with him?
I think she's one of those chicks that gets off when men fight over her. I've dated a chick like that before, so don't tell me they aren't real, or that "all women aren't like that", because I'm sure that's what you guys are thinking. Instead, why not yank your cocks out your ass you fucking butt mongrels?
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Shrapnel
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Actually, I was going to say that a lot of woman do seem to love the attention that is garnered by two men fighter for her affections.
And your totally right about Peach, by the way. She obviously loves Boweser. I mean, look at all the Peach porn out there: All of it is either of her fucking Daisy, or Bowser. Mario almost never appears in them. Ergo, she does not want Mario, but yearns for Bowser. However, she cannot bring herself to tell Bowser her true feelings for him, because of the social stigma in the Mushroom Kingdom surrounding the Koopa Klans. Thus, she allows herself to get "kidnappped" by Bowser, so that she may be closer to her true love.
Mario, meanwhile, is clearly gunning for Toad's affections, hence the reason why every time Mario clears a stage, it's Toad that he rescues. However, once more it is due to societal taboo's that Mario and Toad cannot express their love in an open and public manner, for the inhabitants of Mushroom Kingdom would hound all of the involved parties into Desert Hill.
Thus, Mario, Toad, Peach and Bowser must all vent their sexual frustrations through the bizarre ritual that they have all developed over the years: Bowser will kidnap Peach and Toad, allowing him to be close to Peach, and vice-versa. Mario, meanwhile, will set off to stop him, but not to rescue the princess, but rather to save Toad. However, he makes it appear that Peach is his intended rescue target, so as to throw off suspicion of his fungosexual feelings, and to clear Peach in any implication that she wanted Bowser to take her.
The sad, sordid world of love in the Mushroom Kingdom. Happy Valentines Day everyone, by the way.
And your totally right about Peach, by the way. She obviously loves Boweser. I mean, look at all the Peach porn out there: All of it is either of her fucking Daisy, or Bowser. Mario almost never appears in them. Ergo, she does not want Mario, but yearns for Bowser. However, she cannot bring herself to tell Bowser her true feelings for him, because of the social stigma in the Mushroom Kingdom surrounding the Koopa Klans. Thus, she allows herself to get "kidnappped" by Bowser, so that she may be closer to her true love.
Mario, meanwhile, is clearly gunning for Toad's affections, hence the reason why every time Mario clears a stage, it's Toad that he rescues. However, once more it is due to societal taboo's that Mario and Toad cannot express their love in an open and public manner, for the inhabitants of Mushroom Kingdom would hound all of the involved parties into Desert Hill.
Thus, Mario, Toad, Peach and Bowser must all vent their sexual frustrations through the bizarre ritual that they have all developed over the years: Bowser will kidnap Peach and Toad, allowing him to be close to Peach, and vice-versa. Mario, meanwhile, will set off to stop him, but not to rescue the princess, but rather to save Toad. However, he makes it appear that Peach is his intended rescue target, so as to throw off suspicion of his fungosexual feelings, and to clear Peach in any implication that she wanted Bowser to take her.
The sad, sordid world of love in the Mushroom Kingdom. Happy Valentines Day everyone, by the way.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Count Arioch the 28th
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http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=114Shrapnel wrote:Actually, I was going to say that a lot of woman do seem to love the attention that is garnered by two men fighter for her affections.
And your totally right about Peach, by the way. She obviously loves Boweser. I mean, look at all the Peach porn out there: All of it is either of her fucking Daisy, or Bowser. Mario almost never appears in them. Ergo, she does not want Mario, but yearns for Bowser. However, she cannot bring herself to tell Bowser her true feelings for him, because of the social stigma in the Mushroom Kingdom surrounding the Koopa Klans. Thus, she allows herself to get "kidnappped" by Bowser, so that she may be closer to her true love.
Mario, meanwhile, is clearly gunning for Toad's affections, hence the reason why every time Mario clears a stage, it's Toad that he rescues. However, once more it is due to societal taboo's that Mario and Toad cannot express their love in an open and public manner, for the inhabitants of Mushroom Kingdom would hound all of the involved parties into Desert Hill.
Thus, Mario, Toad, Peach and Bowser must all vent their sexual frustrations through the bizarre ritual that they have all developed over the years: Bowser will kidnap Peach and Toad, allowing him to be close to Peach, and vice-versa. Mario, meanwhile, will set off to stop him, but not to rescue the princess, but rather to save Toad. However, he makes it appear that Peach is his intended rescue target, so as to throw off suspicion of his fungosexual feelings, and to clear Peach in any implication that she wanted Bowser to take her.
The sad, sordid world of love in the Mushroom Kingdom. Happy Valentines Day everyone, by the way.
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
I've always worked on the assumption that Peach is cuckolding Mario...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Count Arioch the 28th
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I mostly like it where it intersects with my vague interests in sissification and big penises.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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RadiantPhoenix
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It's not like she doesn't have reasons...Prak_Anima wrote:I've always worked on the assumption that Peach is cuckolding Mario...
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Count Arioch the 28th
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You'd probably like the non-psychotic parts of my ex-wife then. I have no idea why, but she was always trying to get me to wear her shoes and underwear. I don't know if she just didn't "get it" that I didn't want to do that, or if it was a thing she had.Prak_Anima wrote:I mostly like it where it intersects with my vague interests in sissification and big penises.
Sad what happened to that girl. I think she would have been a real cool chick if her parents weren't amoral, creepy mountain people. There were parts of her that were real sweet.
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In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
I don't know why Mario's freaking out so much in that comic. I mean, for Toad this is a nightmare because he thinks his terrible secret is about to be revealed, but for Mario it's just another Koopa to stomp and this time make sure to toss the shell into the lava pit about thirty feet to the left because you have to make sure this one doesn't pop back out his shell even after you finish the level.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=114
My personal interpretation of Mario is that the characters of Mario Kart/Party are an elite caste of excruciatingly powerful ubermensch who have taken over the world, made peace with one another, and gotten bored. Since everyone in the upper caste is effectively immortal because they're all human-blooded, and human blood is incredibly magical thanks to the blessings of Rosalina, they've all decided that wars are pointless and instead hold simulated mock battles, dramas, etc. etc. But the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom don't know this. They're still generally convinced that Mario and Peach play go-karts with Bowser as a gesture of goodwill to forestall war, or some other such propaganda, but the actual truth is that this weekend they thought it would be more fun to play go-karts than to play war. And the upper classes maintain this, because if they didn't, the lower classes would be totally unwilling to march to their deaths, so the facade that the different sides actually represent different things has to be maintained.
Bowser doesn't always schedule his kidnappings or anything. Sometimes he just shows up, kicks down the door, and grabs Peach. Sometimes he waits until Mario is off doing something else, but sometimes Mario just sits there and watches because it is more fun to rescue Peach than to prevent the kidnapping. And the reason Peach is always targeted is because despite her pouting she totally gets off on being kidnapped but Daisy isn't really into it (though she, like practically everyone in the cast, has dabbled in it at some point or another, just like it occasionally strikes her fancy to play the role of the hero).
Romantically speaking, Luigi and Daisy are easily the most stable couple, but Bowser and Peach are also pretty solid. They're also really kinky so they like to pretend that it's a non-consensual thing, but among the upper class it's an open secret that they're totally into each other. Mario is with Peach a lot because Peach enjoys being kidnapped from her "legitimate" lover and Bowser likes abducting her, and occasionally Daisy just gets bored and throws Mario a bone, but for the most part he's a bachelor and a rake. He also kind of plays the role of Zeus, in that the reason the Mario Kart/Party cast keeps expanding is because Mario keeps having kids with the locals when he wants a lay and neither Peach nor Daisy is currently available/in the mood.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Buncha pussies. This is how you get an awesome scar.Maxus wrote:Scarification. Because tattoos are too lame.
"Oh, you got a scar because you're emo? Well God smited me and I survived. Fuck off."
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